LARRY THE FAMOUS LIBERTARIAN // FANCIED HE WAS WILDLY CONTRARIAN …
(Limericks by “CoPilot”, in 1.1 seconds)
- There once was a soul who declared,
“My life is my own — be prepared.
If I’m peaceful and kind,
Keep your laws off my mind,
For freedom is best when it’s shared.” - A voter cried out with a cheer,
“Less government meddling, my dear.
Trim the state to the bone,
Let folks stand on their own,
And keep bureaucrats far from the gear.” - A merchant who thrived on his wits
Said, “Markets work fine without fits.
Let buyers decide,
Let sellers provide,
And keep central planners in splits.” - A philosopher calmly would say,
“No force — unless danger’s in play.
Don’t steal, don’t coerce,
Don’t threaten or worse,
And peace is the rule of the day.” - A taxpayer muttered, “I’m done.
My paycheck is not your fun.
Spend less, save more,
Stop knocking my door,
And let private budgets outrun.” - A citizen whispered, “I fear
When government listens too near.
My data’s my own,
Not yours to be known,
So keep all your snooping unclear.” - A jurist remarked with a sigh,
“Our prisons are stacked far too high.
End victimless crimes,
Shorten pointless long times,
And justice might finally apply.” - A sailor proclaimed from the pier,
“No endless wars year after year.
Defend if we must,
But bombs breed distrust —
Let peace be the course we steer.” - A traveler said with a grin,
“Let peaceful newcomers come in.
If they work, if they strive,
They help us all thrive —
A freer world’s how we begin.” - A neighbor declared with delight,
“My choices are mine — that’s my right.
If I harm no one else,
Let me live as myself,
And keep lawmakers out of my sight.” - A Floridian proudly would say,
“Decisions should stay close to play.
Let towns lead the dance,
Give states more advance,
And keep D.C. well out of the way.”